Game: Three Word Story

[Balgosa]

thisis a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. An example game goes as follows:

* A fat man...
* ... walked into a...
* ... car and it...
* ... was very painful...

Let me start it off:

A man walks..

[Punchline]

...into a bar...

[Balgosa]

..and sits down..

[Onlis]

...and orders a...

[Balgosa]

..large orange juice..

[kiahann]

(My faverite game!)

"He begins to"

[Balgosa]

..eat a large..

[kiahann]

Cheeseburger while waiting...

[Balgosa]

...for his girlfriend..

[Punchline]

His girlfriend finally...

[Onlis]

...killed the badguy...

[Balgosa]

..approached the door.

[Punchline]

Her eyes became...

[Onlis]

...wild as she...

[Punchline]

...took off her...

[Terwilliger]

..evil monkey mask..


(didnt see THAT coming!!)

[Punchline]

...and stabbed her...

[alg]

...to her back...

[Balgosa]

(that didnt make sense? she stabbed herself?)

..and fell on..

[Punchline]

...a dead baby.

[kiahann]

Then She began...

[Onlis]

...to cackle evilly... (sp?)

[Terwilliger]

...over the corpse...

[kiahann]

of the dead.

[Onlis]

Suddenly, the man...

[kiahann]

got up and...

[Punchline]

...danced like a...

[kiahann]

Bloodelf and when.....

[Punchline]

...he was done...

[kiahann]

he Decided to...

[Punchline]

...eat a few...

[kiahann]

Orcs but first....

[Gedan]

..he decided to..

[Onlis]

...go take a...

[baloo]

...silencer for his...

[unska]

go to the

[baloo]

"silencer for his go to the" huh? :P

[The Bum]

...bar for his...

[kiahann]

Umm Okay this is kinda messed up shall we start over:)

[Quazimodo]

Once upon a...

[The Bum]

...time a little...

[Amoras]

... gnome got pie ...

[The Bum]

... and many cookies. ...

[Quazimodo]

... that were poisonous ...

[The Bum]

... so he got ...

[Quazimodo]

...ill and died.

[kiahann]

then somthing happen.....

[Quazimodo]

.. as his body..

[Punchline]

...floated towards the...

[kiahann]

End of the room...

[Quazimodo]

Suddenly he disappeared...

[baloo]

... in bursting flames ...

[The Bum]

... and then he ...

[kiahann]

started to get...

[Quazimodo]

... really pissed off... OT: (omg pissed off gnome, RUN!)

[kiahann]

so he got....

[Quazimodo]

so he got....

...a fork and..

[The Bum]

... poked at the ...

[Quazimodo]

... poked at the ...

...eyeball of Onyxia...

[The Bum]

... so she screamed ...

[Quazimodo]

... so she screamed ...

...like the sexy...

[The Bum]

... dragon she was. ...

[Quazimodo]

The gnome whined...

[baloo]

... why oh why ...

[Quazimodo]

...wont you love...

[The Bum]

... me, little dragon?

[Quazimodo]

OT: It's the gnome talking! Ill suppose you said dragon!

...Onyxia started giggling...

[The Bum]

... Because you are ...

[Quazimodo]

... Because you are ...

so small and...

[Amoras]

... oh so sexy ...

[Quazimodo]

and you smell...

[The Bum]

... and are not ...

[Quazimodo]

heterosexual, so I...

[kiahann]

Decided to go.....

[Quazimodo]

Kill myself before...

[The Bum]

... you could get ...

[Quazimodo]

me out on..

[Terwilliger]

...a red bicycle...

[Quazimodo]

..The gnome said..

[Lodisen]

lick my fur

[Quazimodo]

on my little

[Terwilliger]

bo peep, eh

[Quazimodo]

and we'll love...

[The Bum]

... all night long ...

[Zaoris]

that shiny litlle

[Quazimodo]

murlock with green...

[The Bum]

... hat with red ...

[kiahann]

hair and his

[Quazimodo]

best friend Leeroy.

[The Bum]

Leeroy went to

[baloo]

the bachelor party

[Amoras]

and had bad

[kiahann]

taste in music...

[baloo]

, just like britney.

[Quazimodo]

Then Chuck Norris...

[The Bum]

came and took

[Quazimodo]

a fork and...

[The Bum]

ran after the

[Quazimodo]

sheep that was..

[The Bum]

eating a cow

[Quazimodo]

that was taking..

[The Bum]

a very big

[Quazimodo]

dump on Gimli`s

[The Bum]

very long beard.

[Quazimodo]

But Frodo didnt

[The Bum]

like to watch

[Quazimodo]

it so he..

[The Bum]

ran away to

[Quazimodo]

Sam and said...

[The Bum]

that he was

[Quazimodo]

scared of the...

[The Bum]

very big cow.

[Quazimodo]

But Sam was..

[The Bum]

not scared at

[Quazimodo]

all and killed

[The Bum]

the very big

[Quazimodo]

cow. he was..

[Amoras]

so depressed that

[The Bum]

he went to

[Quazimodo]

kill himself in

[The Bum]

the very big

[The Bum]

pool that was

[kiahann]

Filthy so he...

[Quazimodo]

went for a

[Onlis]

walk in the

[The Bum]

park that was

[Quazimodo]

next to the

[Hentai]

car with one

[kiahann]

Wheel so he..

[Hentai]

died trying to

[The Bum]

drive the car

[baloo]

.
This whole thread

[The Bum]

is getting very

[kiahann]

Long so I...

[The Bum]

just think that

[Hentai]

its better just

[kiahann]

to play WoW

[The Bum]

and forget this

[Quazimodo]

but still it's

[kiahann]

Very cool that....

[Onlis]

Kiahann is going...

[kiahann]

to give Rep....

( :D )

[baloo]

to the bear

[kiahann]

and then he...

[Onlis]

is giving rep...

[kiahann]

to everyone here...

[Quazimodo]

but sadly he

[kiahann]

Won't give rep....

[Quazimodo]

to the rest

[The Bum]

of the people

[kiahann]

Because they did....

[Quazimodo]

nothing good to...

[kiahann]

Deserve rep so...

[Quazimodo]

he thought we..

[Onlis]

could get rep...

[Quazimodo]

by singing a..

[Onlis]

christmas carol about...

[Quazimodo]

illidan doing a...

[kiahann]

Dance while wearing...

[Quazimodo]

a red thong.

[Onlis]

Quazimodo then takes...

[kiahann]

A giant Leap....

[godliest]

into something big...

[kiahann]

(three word story again!:D )

as he's falling...

[godliest]

without noggenfogger buff...

[Onlis]

but he has...

[godliest]

a epic parachute

[godliest]

Here is the story so far:

A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a large orange juice. (My faverite game!) He Begins to eat a large cheeseburger while waiting for his girlfriend. His girlfriend finally killed the badguy approached the door. Her eyes became wild as she took off her evil monkey mask (didn’t see THAT coming!!) and stabber her to her back and fell on a dead baby. The she began to cackle evilly (sp?) over the corpse of the dead. Suddenly, the man got up and danced like a bloodelf and when he was done he decided to eat a few orc but first he decided to go take a silencer for his go to the bar for his

Umm Okay this is kinda messed up shall we start over.

Once upon a time a little gnome got pie and many cookies that were poisonous so he got ill and died. Then somthing happen as his body floated towards the end of the room. Suddenly he disappeared in bursting flames and then he started to get really pissed off so he got a fork and poked at the eyeball of Onyxia so she screamed like the sexy dragon she was. The gnome whined “why oh why wont you love me, little dragon?” Onyxia started to giggle because you are so small and oh so sexy and you smell and are not heterosexual, so I decided to go kill myself before you could get me out on a red bicycle. The gnome said lick my fur on my little bo peep, eh and we’ll love all night long that shiny little murloc with green hat with red hair and his best friend Leeroy. Leeroy went to the bachelor party and had bad taste in music, just like Britney. Then Chuck Norris came and took a fork and ran after the sheep that was eating a cow that was taking a very big dumb on Gimli’s very long beard. But Frodo didn’t like to watch it so he ran away to Sam and said that he was scared of the very big cow. But Sam was not scared at all and killed the very big cow. He was so depressed that he went to kill himself in the very big pool that was filthy so he went for a walk in the park that was next to the car with one wheel so he died trying to drive the car. This whole thread is getting very long so I just think that it’s better just to play WoW and forget this but still it’s very cool that Kiahann is going to give rep to the bear and then he is giving rep to everyone here but sadly he won’t give rep to the rest of the people because they did nothing good to deserve rep so he thought we could get rep by singing a Christmas carol about illidan doing a dance while wearing a red thong Quazimodo then takes a giant leap into something big as he’s falling without noggenfogger buff but he has a epic parachute

And as it seems like I managed to pwn all with my epic parachute I will continue.

that Kiahann hadn't

[kiahann]

((That second part of the story was actually really funny went from a gnome and onyxia to Gimllii :) ))

((Okay lets continue))

But something was...

[godliest]

very troubling about

[kiahann]

This epic parachute....

[godliest]

that we mentioned

[liveforHim]

Reviving the thread!!!!!!! :D

because it wouldn't

[Balgosa]

deploy properly but

[freelee]

a weird star