WarcraftMovies is recruiting!

[Uzbeki]

<span>WarcraftMovies.com is looking for a Server admin / Lead web developer. This is your chance working on a high profile website and something very concrete to put on your CV!<br /><br /><strong>Job Responsibilities:</strong><br />* Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers<br />* Developing web and server backend applications<br /> * Locating and fixing bugs<br /> * Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas<br />* Other duties and responsibilities as assigned. <br /><strong><br />Required Skills:</strong><br />* </span><span>Experienced in administration in </span><span>a Unix environment</span><br /> <span>* Experienced in PHP 5 programming<br />* Security focused<br />* Strong written English communication skills <br />* Good documentation skills and attention to detail required. <br /><br /><strong>Desired Skills:</strong><br /> </span><span>* Experienced in FreeBSD </span><br /> <span>* Previous experience with </span><span>lighttpd, apache and mysql</span><span></span><br /> <span>* Previous experience programming </span><span>Python, Ruby and Ruby on Rails<br /> </span><span>* Previous experience with </span><span>JavaScript, HTML/CSS, SQL</span><span></span><br /> <span>* Previous experience with </span><span>SVN, Mysql replication<br /> </span><span>* Good verbal English communication skills </span><br /> <span>* Located in Sweden<br /> </span><span><br /> You will of course be paid a competitive salary. If this sounds interesting email your </span> R&eacute;sum&eacute;/CV to <a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> or if you have any questions regarding this position. We are looking forward to hear from you!<br /> <span><br /> </span><br><br><b>Read the full version of this news item on <a href="http://www.warcraftmovies.com/main.php#1691">WarcraftMovies.com</a></b>

[Olibith]

I fulfill the Job Responsibilities !!

* Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers
-> I can organize a free BDSM party, that does not scare me.
* Developing web and server backend applications
-> Man, believe me I can surf the web all day long !
* Locating and fixing bugs
-> I know about bugs, to locate a bug instantly, I just point my PC !
* Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas
-> I say we hire a technician and we get a set of giant flatscreens because that roxx.
* Other duties and responsibilities as assigned.
-> I make a great coffee and I can roll blunts.

Required Skills:
* Experienced in administration in a Unix environment
-> Not that much Uniks but once I connected 2 gamecubes with an rj-45.
* Experienced in PHP 5 programming
-> That must be close to "Basic", I can type things, ok.
* Security focused
I always have condoms on me bro !
* Strong written English communication skills
-> Fuck ! You bet I has it !
* Good documentation skills and attention to detail required.
-> I know how to google something.

Desired Skills:
* Experienced in FreeBSD
-> Why would I pay for BDSM ?
* Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql
-> I'm not into emo music but I know those bands.
* Good verbal English communication skills
-> For show man I can english.
* Located in Sweden
-> I always dreamed about living on an island !

:mrgreen:

[Dwârv]

Hold on Olibith!

You know about coffe 'n blunts?
I make you betta offa..!

Plus Sweden is not an Island, it's the Capital of Skandinavia, noobster...!

[Olibith]

Skandinavia is a beer !

[Uzbeki]

I fulfill the Job Responsibilities !!

* Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers
-> I can organize a free BDSM party, that does not scare me.
* Developing web and server backend applications
-> Man, believe me I can surf the web all day long !
* Locating and fixing bugs
-> I know about bugs, to locate a bug instantly, I just point my PC !
* Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas
-> I say we hire a technician and we get a set of giant flatscreens because that roxx.
* Other duties and responsibilities as assigned.
-> I make a great coffee and I can roll blunts.

Required Skills:
* Experienced in administration in a Unix environment
-> Not that much Uniks but once I connected 2 gamecubes with an rj-45.
* Experienced in PHP 5 programming
-> That must be close to "Basic", I can type things, ok.
* Security focused
I always have condoms on me bro !
* Strong written English communication skills
-> Fuck ! You bet I has it !
* Good documentation skills and attention to detail required.
-> I know how to google something.

Desired Skills:
* Experienced in FreeBSD
-> Why would I pay for BDSM ?
* Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql
-> I'm not into emo music but I know those bands.
* Good verbal English communication skills
-> For show man I can english.
* Located in Sweden
-> I always dreamed about living on an island !

:mrgreen:


You're hired! :P

[Olibith]

Hired yes !
About money now, 2000€ a week is what i earn right now for watching TV 4 hours a day and pressing a button to say if I like or not what I saw. So if you can double this price, find me an appartment free of charge and a sport car, I can move to Suede right now.
:D

[Dwârv]

So you do not even want to hear what I have to offer?
sniff.
I would have given you a pair of Blue Suede Shoes on top of all,but no, Monsieur Olibith prefers to scan the navy - or something.
Eh bien, if that is your wish, Monsieur Olibith, go for it.No no no, its OK with me, just go for it.

bugger.

[soosisti]

Yes, yes! Hire Olibith - he is the perfect gnome for the job!

Not every job applicant has a vibrate setting.

[Hacky]

If you hire me I can help you look.