Part of Dis Waaaagh
 

Class: Goblin Squig Herder
Category: Comedy
Author: Ashcraft

Presentation:
A squig herder sings.

Lyrics:

I got a plink
and ma pointy stick
da bigguns dey say
dat us gobbos are thick
But oi gots me squig
dat are ma evryting!

Da bigguns dey say
gobbo's too small ta waagh
we's got no choppas
we's got bad armor
dey lookin at me like, you know,
dey gonna eat me'n everyting

Dey have lobbers and thumpers all over
Dey have hemmets and round things on too
Some haves shiny things, I want dem

But I'z small
not that big
'smell bad toooooo

I wonna stab where da biggun stab
I wonna see
Wanna see em bleedin'
Writhing around on dat
(waddya call dat? oh, floor!)

Stabbin dem arms and stabbing dem hearts
Dun't leave em in sun, dey get stinky...
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