10 Simple Tips on Making a Perfect WCM PvP Movie!

Sojobo · 01-23-2008, 02:22 AM

Follow these 10 simple tips and you will make a perfect PvP movie for WarcraftMovies.com, guaranteed to be posted on the front page!

Record all of your WoW fights, especially the ones that are ordinary and uninteresting (these are usually all WoW has to offer anyway).
Begin your movie with an intro that lasts for over 25% of the whole video. Include slow, dramatic sounds to make you seem important. Add glamor shots of you riding your mount for about half of it. You can also put in silly shit that nobody really wants to sit through, but takes attention away from your absolutely undeserved display of narcissism.
Search your 500 hours of gameplay for the 3 minutes of action that doesn't make someone close their browser immediately. If there's a scene of you getting ridiculously lucky (crits or otherwise), put them in and make it seem like it's all your skillz.
Include any and all battles where you kill someone, especially when it's 5v1 or against a level 13. When you kill someone, its super awesome, and everyone wants to see it.
Additionally, do not include any scenes where you die. Cut away right after you gank someone, even when their friend is obviously right there to rape you. Don't be ashamed when these are over half your scenes. Put it in anyway.
Add extremely loud music that only you and your gayest friends like. This will make your action scenes seem like they're not actually slow and tedious, but instead totally hardcore. The more foreign the band, the better.
Insert comments at any inappropriate moment you can. Extra points for just plastering "ROFLCOPTER PWNT" whenever your character is seen killing someone. Cover the whole screen with letters right in the middle of a fight so the viewer can't avoid looking at it.
Edit the video with any kind of effect you can get your dirty hands on. The viewer should not be able to remember WoW's actual color scheme or graphics by the time your movie ends.
End the movie with the credits. This means you just list your character name 17 times under every job. Do not use your real name, or the internet pedophile will get you. The credits should also take another 25% of the video's total time (this is also a good chance to add more horrible songs).
If your movie was especially terrible, be sure to make a sequel. The more sequels you have, the more interesting your movies are somehow.

And there you have it! As you can see from WarcraftMovies.com's selection of PvP videos, these tips are guaranteed to get you a top rated video in no time.

01-23-2008, 02:22 AM	#1
Sojobo Initiate Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1	10 Simple Tips on Making a Perfect WCM PvP Movie! Follow these 10 simple tips and you will make a perfect PvP movie for WarcraftMovies.com, guaranteed to be posted on the front page! Record all of your WoW fights, especially the ones that are ordinary and uninteresting (these are usually all WoW has to offer anyway). Begin your movie with an intro that lasts for over 25% of the whole video. Include slow, dramatic sounds to make you seem important. Add glamor shots of you riding your mount for about half of it. You can also put in silly shit that nobody really wants to sit through, but takes attention away from your absolutely undeserved display of narcissism. Search your 500 hours of gameplay for the 3 minutes of action that doesn't make someone close their browser immediately. If there's a scene of you getting ridiculously lucky (crits or otherwise), put them in and make it seem like it's all your skillz. Include any and all battles where you kill someone, especially when it's 5v1 or against a level 13. When you kill someone, its super awesome, and everyone wants to see it. Additionally, do not include any scenes where you die. Cut away right after you gank someone, even when their friend is obviously right there to rape you. Don't be ashamed when these are over half your scenes. Put it in anyway. Add extremely loud music that only you and your gayest friends like. This will make your action scenes seem like they're not actually slow and tedious, but instead totally hardcore. The more foreign the band, the better. Insert comments at any inappropriate moment you can. Extra points for just plastering "ROFLCOPTER PWNT" whenever your character is seen killing someone. Cover the whole screen with letters right in the middle of a fight so the viewer can't avoid looking at it. Edit the video with any kind of effect you can get your dirty hands on. The viewer should not be able to remember WoW's actual color scheme or graphics by the time your movie ends. End the movie with the credits. This means you just list your character name 17 times under every job. Do not use your real name, or the internet pedophile will get you. The credits should also take another 25% of the video's total time (this is also a good chance to add more horrible songs). If your movie was especially terrible, be sure to make a sequel. The more sequels you have, the more interesting your movies are somehow. And there you have it! As you can see from WarcraftMovies.com's selection of PvP videos, these tips are guaranteed to get you a top rated video in no time.