WarcraftMovies is recruiting!

Uzbeki · 06-02-2008, 03:40 PM

WarcraftMovies.com is looking for a Server admin / Lead web developer. This is your chance working on a high profile website and something very concrete to put on your CV!

Job Responsibilities:
* Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers
* Developing web and server backend applications
* Locating and fixing bugs
* Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas
* Other duties and responsibilities as assigned.

Required Skills:
* Experienced in administration in a Unix environment
* Experienced in PHP 5 programming
* Security focused
* Strong written English communication skills
* Good documentation skills and attention to detail required.

Desired Skills:
* Experienced in FreeBSD
* Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql
* Previous experience programming Python, Ruby and Ruby on Rails
* Previous experience with JavaScript, HTML/CSS, SQL
* Previous experience with SVN, Mysql replication
* Good verbal English communication skills
* Located in Sweden

You will of course be paid a competitive salary. If this sounds interesting email your Résumé/CV to [email protected] or if you have any questions regarding this position. We are looking forward to hear from you!

Read the full version of this news item on WarcraftMovies.com

Olibith · 06-03-2008, 08:33 PM

I fulfill the Job Responsibilities !!

* Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers
-> I can organize a free BDSM party, that does not scare me.
* Developing web and server backend applications
-> Man, believe me I can surf the web all day long !
* Locating and fixing bugs
-> I know about bugs, to locate a bug instantly, I just point my PC !
* Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas
-> I say we hire a technician and we get a set of giant flatscreens because that roxx.
* Other duties and responsibilities as assigned.
-> I make a great coffee and I can roll blunts.

Required Skills:
* Experienced in administration in a Unix environment
-> Not that much Uniks but once I connected 2 gamecubes with an rj-45.
* Experienced in PHP 5 programming
-> That must be close to "Basic", I can type things, ok.
* Security focused
I always have condoms on me bro !
* Strong written English communication skills
-> Fuck ! You bet I has it !
* Good documentation skills and attention to detail required.
-> I know how to google something.

Desired Skills:
* Experienced in FreeBSD
-> Why would I pay for BDSM ?
* Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql
-> I'm not into emo music but I know those bands.
* Good verbal English communication skills
-> For show man I can english.
* Located in Sweden
-> I always dreamed about living on an island !

Dwârv · 06-03-2008, 09:04 PM

Hold on Olibith!

You know about coffe 'n blunts?
I make you betta offa..!

Plus Sweden is not an Island, it's the Capital of Skandinavia, noobster...!

Olibith · 06-03-2008, 09:14 PM

Skandinavia is a beer !

Uzbeki · 06-04-2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olibith

I fulfill the Job Responsibilities !!

* Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers
-> I can organize a free BDSM party, that does not scare me.
* Developing web and server backend applications
-> Man, believe me I can surf the web all day long !
* Locating and fixing bugs
-> I know about bugs, to locate a bug instantly, I just point my PC !
* Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas
-> I say we hire a technician and we get a set of giant flatscreens because that roxx.
* Other duties and responsibilities as assigned.
-> I make a great coffee and I can roll blunts.

Required Skills:
* Experienced in administration in a Unix environment
-> Not that much Uniks but once I connected 2 gamecubes with an rj-45.
* Experienced in PHP 5 programming
-> That must be close to "Basic", I can type things, ok.
* Security focused
I always have condoms on me bro !
* Strong written English communication skills
-> Fuck ! You bet I has it !
* Good documentation skills and attention to detail required.
-> I know how to google something.

Desired Skills:
* Experienced in FreeBSD
-> Why would I pay for BDSM ?
* Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql
-> I'm not into emo music but I know those bands.
* Good verbal English communication skills
-> For show man I can english.
* Located in Sweden
-> I always dreamed about living on an island !

You're hired!

Olibith · 06-06-2008, 09:40 AM

Hired yes !
About money now, 2000€ a week is what i earn right now for watching TV 4 hours a day and pressing a button to say if I like or not what I saw. So if you can double this price, find me an appartment free of charge and a sport car, I can move to Suede right now.

Dwârv · 06-06-2008, 12:03 PM

So you do not even want to hear what I have to offer?
sniff.
I would have given you a pair of Blue Suede Shoes on top of all,but no, Monsieur Olibith prefers to scan the navy - or something.
Eh bien, if that is your wish, Monsieur Olibith, go for it.No no no, its OK with me, just go for it.

bugger.

soosisti · 06-07-2008, 05:21 PM

Yes, yes! Hire Olibith - he is the perfect gnome for the job!

Not every job applicant has a vibrate setting.

Hacky · 06-09-2008, 07:45 AM

If you hire me I can help you look.

06-02-2008, 03:40 PM	#1
Uzbeki Moderator Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,261	WarcraftMovies is recruiting! WarcraftMovies.com is looking for a Server admin / Lead web developer. This is your chance working on a high profile website and something very concrete to put on your CV! Job Responsibilities: * Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers * Developing web and server backend applications * Locating and fixing bugs * Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas * Other duties and responsibilities as assigned. Required Skills: * Experienced in administration in a Unix environment * Experienced in PHP 5 programming * Security focused * Strong written English communication skills * Good documentation skills and attention to detail required. Desired Skills: * Experienced in FreeBSD * Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql * Previous experience programming Python, Ruby and Ruby on Rails * Previous experience with JavaScript, HTML/CSS, SQL * Previous experience with SVN, Mysql replication * Good verbal English communication skills * Located in Sweden You will of course be paid a competitive salary. If this sounds interesting email your Résumé/CV to [email protected] or if you have any questions regarding this position. We are looking forward to hear from you! Read the full version of this news item on WarcraftMovies.com

06-03-2008, 08:33 PM	#2
Olibith Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 59	I fulfill the Job Responsibilities !! * Responsible for maintaining and securing FreeBSD servers -> I can organize a free BDSM party, that does not scare me. * Developing web and server backend applications -> Man, believe me I can surf the web all day long ! * Locating and fixing bugs -> I know about bugs, to locate a bug instantly, I just point my PC ! * Solving technical problems and implementing new ideas -> I say we hire a technician and we get a set of giant flatscreens because that roxx. * Other duties and responsibilities as assigned. -> I make a great coffee and I can roll blunts. Required Skills: * Experienced in administration in a Unix environment -> Not that much Uniks but once I connected 2 gamecubes with an rj-45. * Experienced in PHP 5 programming -> That must be close to "Basic", I can type things, ok. * Security focused I always have condoms on me bro ! * Strong written English communication skills -> Fuck ! You bet I has it ! * Good documentation skills and attention to detail required. -> I know how to google something. Desired Skills: * Experienced in FreeBSD -> Why would I pay for BDSM ? * Previous experience with lighttpd, apache and mysql -> I'm not into emo music but I know those bands. * Good verbal English communication skills -> For show man I can english. * Located in Sweden -> I always dreamed about living on an island ! __________________ " Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it. "

06-03-2008, 09:04 PM	#3
Dwârv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 267	Hold on Olibith! You know about coffe 'n blunts? I make you betta offa..! Plus Sweden is not an Island, it's the Capital of Skandinavia, noobster...! __________________ RunningDwârv productions

06-03-2008, 09:14 PM	#4
Olibith Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 59	Skandinavia is a beer ! __________________ " Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it. "

06-06-2008, 09:40 AM	#6
Olibith Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 59	Hired yes ! About money now, 2000€ a week is what i earn right now for watching TV 4 hours a day and pressing a button to say if I like or not what I saw. So if you can double this price, find me an appartment free of charge and a sport car, I can move to Suede right now. __________________ " Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it. "

06-06-2008, 12:03 PM	#7
Dwârv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 267	So you do not even want to hear what I have to offer? sniff. I would have given you a pair of Blue Suede Shoes on top of all,but no, Monsieur Olibith prefers to scan the navy - or something. Eh bien, if that is your wish, Monsieur Olibith, go for it.No no no, its OK with me, just go for it. bugger. __________________ RunningDwârv productions

06-07-2008, 05:21 PM	#8
soosisti Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 77	Yes, yes! Hire Olibith - he is the perfect gnome for the job! Not every job applicant has a vibrate setting. __________________ Movies by me: [ at Warcraftmovies ] [ at YouTube ] "WTF? plz stop and get a life !" -Comment on Unlimited Escapism vol. 2 by Xah Blog @ http://www.baronsoosdon.com (Latest ramblings and information about my upcoming movies.) IRC - #machinima @ Quakenet Newbies and pros are welcome!

06-09-2008, 07:45 AM	#9
Hacky Hall of Fame member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 76	If you hire me I can help you look.